Busy Lives in Little 5
Typical Itenerary—based of actual research—of the inhabitants of Little Five Points:
11am-wake up11:15am-pick out just the right combo of clothes to achieve the perfect balance between hip and homeless
11:19am-search for Raybands, because don’t look quite cool enough without them
11:23am-give up search for Raybands because Mom made waffles
11:24am-eat waffles. Mom found Raybands. Double score.
11:32am-wait for MARTA bus.(choose to ride bus, not due to lack of car, but because truly care about the earth)
11:55am-stand on the corner of Euclid and Moreland and look like a badass
12pm-walk around Rag O Rama and jam out to the tunes while trying to find a sweater that is so heinous that only someone as cool as me can make it cool
12:32pm-stand on the corner of Euclid and Moreland and look like a super badass.
1pm-get a slice at Little 5 Pizza. Don’t eat the crust
2:12pm-give the crust to a hobo while discussing the meaning of life.
3:30pm-grow a beard
4:02pm-get a brown crown at Zesto
4:03pm-discuss Animal Collective with equally cool people in front of Holy Mother
4:22pm-bum a cigarette from lame highschool kids
5:01pm-sit on a bench and think about favorite color flannel
5:12pm-decide red is favorite color flannel
5:13pm-pretend to text someone
5:14pm-pretend to get a response
5:19pm-catch the MARTA bus back home. listen to Cobra Starship on iPod.
6pm-Mom made chili.
xoxo,C