Being Lame Never Felt so Cool
Hello, World.
In response to the previous post. We are simply stating the truth as far as we know. Since we are the smartest women alive, we can provide only the most accurate insight to the life of a really badass, hip and cool ATL resident. Your welcome.
The truth of the matter is, we are all that hipster. We all love to feel awesome and cool, even if Little Five points isn’t neccesarily your favorite place you probably love studying at Starbucks or heading to the gym in a full face of make up. Don’t worry we are the last ones on earth to ever judge for such decisions made in one’s life- if anything- we fully support all the douchey decisions anyone could ever make in their life.
The best example of a douchey decision is the decision to go Greek at Georgia State. At no other school can you still be hip and not sacrifice a single cool point. This is exactly why both of us, L and C, have made this decision. Personally, I love the idea of a fun filled day of philanthropic events that may include feeding the crackheads in Woodruff Park or doing the Stanky Leg at Relay for Life. In addition, at no other school can I pair my fave stitch letter T with skinJs, flats and black nail polish- maybe even a cig. Mmm conformed rebellion has never felt so good. For you n00bs who don’t know, Stitch letters may only be worn by initiated members of their individual Greek Letter cult. So if you see someone in their awesome skull and crossbone stitch letters please understand 3 things.
1. Obtaining your letters is not always easy and it means you know something they don’t know. You know creepy things and secrets.
2. Not only are stitch letters cool at Georgia State but they ARE NOT cool at any other school so your obnoxious pattern for your letters that you picked out from somethinggreek.com well, they’re even more obnoxious.
3. Because you are Greek at GSU and not some other lame not hip school you can still prance around Little 5 or The Highlands and still look like a super badass. Urban Outfitters won’t judge you.
There’s a certain versatility to being in a sorority or fraternity at GSU. You can leave campus life behind and go chainsmoke and discuss Save Darfur with your best unshaven friend and never ever be judged.
Thank you, Atlanta for letting us preserve our right to be badass. Whether it be growing a beard in Little Five or in my sorority’s suite.
xoxo, L