FRATLANTA
Hey World,
So lately, I have been going on several adventures to different Fraternity Houses at Georgia Tech. Needless to say, the “frat dynamic” is much different there because they are totally accepting of all things square and nerdy. This includes but is not limited to: video games, tube socks and useless trivia to pick up babes.
Last night, I went to a party including various mixed drinks served in each room with a different theme. Someone bumped into me and the Purple Drank referred to as “Purple Yum Yum” got all over my blouse. No worries though, the Chemical Engineering major in the room told me that food coloring is water soluble and it would come out in the wash. Then he tried to touch me. First of all, I have a big enough problem with the fact that you are okay with calling this drink “Yum Yum”. Second of all, I didn’t ask for a Chemistry lesson Bill Nye so just cool your jets when I question whether or not it will come out. In my limited experience with alcohol, grape drank has had a tendency to stain. So next time you try to use a stain as a means of picking up babes, I suggest you rethink that and maybe try commenting on how nice her hair looks instead. You pointing out that you major in Chemistry and know what you are talking about is about as sexy as a cat’s anus.
In another room, they were serving a delicious beverage with some pretty good jams. However, as opposed to dancing, they sat there and watched the music video. WHY? I mean, I would at least try to learn Beyonce’s sweet moves or just dance around. Maybe they were studying the physics behind her ass jiggling and trying to figure out how many ASPM (that’s ass shakes per minute) she had throughout the Single Ladies video. Yep, that was physics Real Talk. They have a class on it at Tech… don’t worry about it.
I can play frat-ball with the best of them but the dance moves (or lack thereof) are my favorite. If you are drunk enough you may not realize how horrible they are because you can barely feel your face let alone focus long enough to check out the lack of rhythm and awkward hip- swaying. If both parties are drunk enough it may look like this:
yup, that’s me. drunk.
This lifestyle fascinates me, it’s just so human and so college. Maybe we are slightly deprived at GA State because we don’t have sick nasty frat parties and nice boys to talk to on the daily but shit, at least we can dance.
There will be many more posts documenting these antics.
xoxo,
L.