So it’s finals week. And in lieu of studying, L and I have decided to make our comeback. Full force. Each week we will start bringing you deeper and deeper into the secret lives of sorostitutes by sharing one of the many thinks that give the faithful deciples of Greek life their mojo. So let’s start with the basics…
Things Sorority Girls Love:
Screen Print T’s
Whether they have a mixer, formal, or a really great shit, sorority girls will make a t-shirt for it. It’s as if there is some sort of Bermuda Triangle in frat world, and if there isn’t a T-shirt made to commemorate the experience, it never happened. Without the shirt all of the pictures you took, drunk dials you made, and number of times you vomited on Lamda Ramda Mu’s basketball court suddenly disappear into the Triangle, never to be seen again. Only a pocket T with your Greek organization on the front and some sort of catchy saying on the back (“These are the nights you’ll never remember with the friends you’ll never forget! Spring Fling ‘07!”) can revive said memories. The screen print T-shirt is perfect for any occasion: to the gym, to bed, or on that walk of shame.
xoxo,
C